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the 4 sacred rites
I. Crown thy pointy end
II. summon the scroll of news
III. enrobe the blade
IV. The Final Fluffening
Place a cork, or other noble cap upon the tip of thy blade — for safety, not ceremony.
Lay thy blade upon a length of newspaper, with the tip extending a humble inch beyond the edge — not more, not less.
Roll the knife tightly in its papery vestments and seal it with a sticky strip of tape (blessed be its hold).
Pad thy blade well — bubble wrap or ye olde scrolls shall do. It must sit snug, like a knight in his saddle, lest it rattle and anger the postal trolls.
Your Knives Are Sick! Send them in!
Before following the 4 Sacred Rites, you must fill out our sharpening sheet.
Click the button below so we know how to send your knives home.
For all pricing information, please refer to our Services page.
the process
Start by printing our sharpening sheet above, and fill out your information for us to contact you.
Next, pack your knives according to the 4 Sacred Rites so that they don't move or poke through during shipment.
Finally, tape the box and send them off to us!
where to send them
214 MAYO RD. EDGEWATER, MARYLAND. 21037
Cost
Return shipping runs $12.00
Any insurance is $5.00 per $100.
what's the turnaround time?
Once we receive your knives, you can expect them to be sharpened and sent back to you within 1-2 business days.
With large orders and specialty items such as beauty shears, swords, etc. turnaround time will vary greatly. For any questions please email us at jaredburrbender@gmail.com.
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